Jerry Manual Facts

Jerry Manual read "War and Peace" at age 9.

Jerry Manual is the world's best Sudoku player.

Jerry Manual has been nominated for every Nobel prize except Peace, which the Phillies should regard as their warning.

Jerry Manual takes snuff from time to time.

Jerry Manual plans to open a fine men's clothing shop after his retirement.

Jerry Manual spent several summers in his youth as a ranch hand in Wyoming.

Jerry Manual invented the high-five, and would have invented the low-five but for the intervention of Alexander Graham Bell.

Jerry Manual only takes the Lord's name in vain when necessary, or when it'll get a really good laugh.

Jerry Manual plays a mean jazz harmonica.

Jerry Manual is the World's Best Dad. (h/t Lister)

Jerry Manual has some Grey Poupon.

Jerry Manual shines his own shoes.

Jerry Manual speaks softly, but will cut Jose Reyes.

Jerry Manual shits on the Half Windsor Knot.

Jerry Manual taught the hit-and-run to Larry Doby in the minor leagues, back before integration, y'see.

Jerry Manual owns a top-notch sound system.

Jerry Manual regularly beats Robert Parker in blind taste-testings.

Jerry Manual is training for a half-marathon.

Jerry Manual drives a vintage MG convertible that he only takes out when the need for speed strikes.

Jerry Manual convinced Billy Wagner that "The War of the Worlds" was a documentary.

Jerry Manual was cool with Burt Bacharach back in the 70s, before he changed.

Jerry Manual could get his German back up to par pretty quickly if need be.

Jerry Manual knows kung-fu.