Sip's Post Christmas Special

I just looked at my cellphone. It was 12:26 on 12/26. Now I am freaked out.

Christmas for the Sip was ever so merry. I went over to Steamin' Mikey Lehman's house for some Chinese food that his mother prepared around lunch time.

Then I played in an online poker tournament -- Note: I hate online poker -- but figured it might be a good way to pass the day.

Finally I watched two pretty crummy football games.

Merry Christmas!

It has been a great year here at Y2K.

- My writing skills have improved from a 10th grade level to perhaps an 11th or 12th grade level.

- We have added a ton of new members to the team.

- We have a new sleek website

- Readership is way up

- Groupies won't leave AFOMG and me alone (forget Cheddar, that kid has been secretly dating Amanda Bynes for months now)

- I found a potential future wife in the First Lady of Y2K, Ms. Coop

- We developed a solid relationship with Byrnesy

- The Mets had a great year while the Yankees did not

- A lot of players on the Mets look like celebrities. This is probably my all time favorite Y2k article so have a look if you have not already.

- While David Wright and Jose Reyes got substantial pay raises, we have made about $40 in google ads off this precious little gem of ours here. Thats right, we do this for the paper.

- Billy Wagner enters the game to my favorite song of all time, only to come out as John Franco South.

- Julio Franco is about as old as my father and he too is pretty sweet. Does that mean that all old people are sweet?

- Lindsay Lohan is looking promising with the new black hair. She is definitely a target when Sip makes the move back out west.

- The New Knicks actually have a glimmer of hope. Isiah is still unbearable. He defends his position saying he was rebuilding. This all would have been fine and good if he realized this three years ago. But instead, it took him three years to start rebuilding, meaning the process will take 6 years, which is unacceptable.

- I get it, Isiah made it out of a rough neighborhood. Thanks for the weekly reminder, Isiah. Doesn't mean it's OK that you have ruined the Knicks.

- Alex Rodriguez had a painful postsesaon yet again.

- Unit to the D-Backs?

- The Giants had perhaps the worst second half of a season in recent decades. Tom Coughlin needs to be outta here. In fact, so do most of our coaches.

- I just lost 20 lbs not drinking for a month. Strange but true.

- AFOMG got a fancy new chain and truly resembles a Goo Goo Doll.

- You can save 15% or more by switching to Geiko?

- Cheddar Ben is the future Walter Cronkite.

- Section 423 resident, Chris Childs, catch him on E's Daily Ten, every week.

- Lou Monte and Steamin, very strong showing outta the Class of '02.

- Cousin Dan loves his wife and he loves college sports almost as much.

- And finally all of you guys are pretty fierce. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We will be here all week so don't forget about us on this week of ZERO work.

-And as always, all we want for Christmas is for you all to spread the gospel that is our website to as many people as you know, so that one day, we can do Y2K for a living.

Vaya con dios,

Sip

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