Don't Say I Never Did Anything For You

This time of year can do funny things to a baseball fan. As Mets fans, we spend our time on the message boards over at MetsGeek or by constantly refreshing ESPN.com to see if Tom Glavine's made his final decision about next year.

And I'm not taking anything away from any of that. But in case you need a break from the monotony of the above, well, give this little reaction game a try.

No matter how many times I try I can't seem to get over the Bobbing Bobcat hump. I hate this stupid game!

Incidentally, would you think less of me if I told you that in my desperation for Mets-related news I've converted the reaction ratings as follows:

Turbo-charged cheetah = Jose Reyes
Rocketing rabbit = Thrilledge
Bobbing Bobcat = David Wright
Ambling Armadillo = Julio Franco (That's right, Franco. The old-timer had 6 swipes this season.)
Sluggish snail = Jason Phillips (Gogs!)

Enjoy. (And if you hate this game as much as I do, well, you can blame my friend Pootsum.)

- A.F.O.M.G.