Yankee Gear: Not Just For Sellouts and Dudes from Montana Anymore
Hey guys, A Friend of Mr. Glass' here checking in with a quick afternoon update. I'm back from vacation and that's meant a busy day at the office, but I wanted to share some thoughts on an article in the Daily News this morning.
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/412453p-348808c.html.
It turns out that a group of terrorists planned to blow up the Herald Square subway station some time in 2004. As is the trouble in so many bomb plots, the terrorists fretted about how they could keep their cover as they planted a series of bombs between 34th and 42nd streets.
In taped recordings between a terrorist and a double-secret NYPD informant, the terrorist suggested that the bombers would be more discreet if they donned Yankee apparel rather than traditional Mulsim garb.
"Wear, like, this kind of stuff with the New York Yankees on it or something," the terrorist told the informant.
So there's good news in Yankee-land once again. Not only did the team recently become the first sports franchise to exceed $1 billion in net worth, now there's hint that they'll be one of the first brands to tap the ever-elusive Muslim extremist market.
So the next time you see George Steinbrenner go to his checkbook to sway a free agent, just remember that a little part of that contract comes courtesy of Islamofascism.
- A.F.O.M.G.
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/412453p-348808c.html.
It turns out that a group of terrorists planned to blow up the Herald Square subway station some time in 2004. As is the trouble in so many bomb plots, the terrorists fretted about how they could keep their cover as they planted a series of bombs between 34th and 42nd streets.
In taped recordings between a terrorist and a double-secret NYPD informant, the terrorist suggested that the bombers would be more discreet if they donned Yankee apparel rather than traditional Mulsim garb.
"Wear, like, this kind of stuff with the New York Yankees on it or something," the terrorist told the informant.
So there's good news in Yankee-land once again. Not only did the team recently become the first sports franchise to exceed $1 billion in net worth, now there's hint that they'll be one of the first brands to tap the ever-elusive Muslim extremist market.
So the next time you see George Steinbrenner go to his checkbook to sway a free agent, just remember that a little part of that contract comes courtesy of Islamofascism.
- A.F.O.M.G.
posted by A Friend of Mr. Glass' at 3:51 PM
2 Comments:
haaaahaha
thanks for scaring the shit out of me on the train yesterday fart
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