No Celebs, Just One Happy SOB

So this has been a slow week on the Tiger Beat. Over the last couple of Friday's I have had the pleasure of sitting down with the likes of Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert, two personal favorites of mine and big fans of the site.

Unfortunately, my PR guy Peg Leg Jawn couldn't line up any A-listers this week. He threw out the name Ben Lyons, correspondent for NBC's REEL Talk, and then when that went nowhere he suggested my pal Atul, who is an up and comer in the game of undercover Dentistry, but nothing materialized on that front.

He even suggested me dropping an interview on my father, Old Chipper, a heck of a guy and nominee for Father of the Year.

But after thinking it over, there was one person whose voice both you and I needed to hear. Over the course of the last three months this young man has proven himself to be quite the loyal Mets fan as well as one hell of a happy guy.

So today on interview Friday, I bring you Happy Will:

SM: What's going on, Happy Will?
HW: Good day, Sip.

SM: So you are one happy cat. Why all the happiness?
HW: Let's just say God handed me a pretty solid hand and for that I will always be thankful.

SM: So do you pencil yourself up there with the Mark Brunells of the world in your love for the Lord Savior Jesus Christ?
HW: Afraid not Sip, I'm a big fan of God, the lord of the Hebrews.

SM: Salt. So you're a huge Knicks fan. How does it feel knowing the team sucks, doesn't have a first round pick this year, will lose their first round pick next year to the Bulls, are also out a first rounder in 2010, and have no potential cap room, which basically means that what we have here is the present and the future.
HW: That makes me happy.

SM: Well, why does it make you happy, Will?
HW: Because I truly believe that Nate Robinson, David Lee, and Channing Frye are the type of players that help you win a championship.

SM: Throw in Mehmet Okur and I'll give you something there. So HW, you are often considered a legend in the NYC private school basketball scene. How does that make you feel?
HW: Well Sip, that makes me pretty, well, happy.

SM: Care to elaborate? You were compared to a young Travis Diener by Yankees2000 basketball analyst Sippy Momo.
HW: Yeah, that about sums it up.

SM: You're really making this easy, Happy man. Yesterday you salted on the happiness of this site and our love for David Wright. So we slurp D Wright here, I think that's kind of ok.
HW: You're right Sip. It was wrong of me to throw out the Brokeback comment.

SM: So have you seen "Brokeback Mountain"?
HW: OF COURSE!!!

SM: Your thoughts?
HW: Off the record, I could kind of relate.

SM: Sorry, HW, everything is on the record here.
HW: That makes me unhappy.

SM: So if you're so down on the David Wright content, why do you keep coming back to this site? HW: You got no idea how bad it gets, but if you can't fix it, you gotta stand it, know what I mean?

SM: Sorry, HW, I have no idea what you mean.

HW: That makes me unhappy.

The above was an excerpt from a made up conversation I had with Happy Will.

It was meant to provide all of our readers with the following warning: Don't fuck with David Wright, and don't fuck with this site for loving the hope that is David Wright. If there is someone, anyone in the world to make angry Sip optimistic about Mets baseball, don't try and ruin that for me or put any sour grapes between it.

Sorry for the lack of A-listers on interview Friday.

I want to give a big thanks to Cousin Awesome for a great story on Thursday. It was awesome just like Rutgers, Jersey, and yourself.

Keep killing shit.

Have a great weekend all.

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SM